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A 90s mall foodcourt and a set of balls.

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Vanessa Rose Lima
Aug 19, 2024
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What you’re about to read is a true story (I’m pretty sure) that I never told anyone except for my husband.

"Did I ever tell you about the time I saw some man's balls at the mall when I was younger?"

Traffic was light, which is a rare occasion for right outside the Holland Tunnel on a Saturday night. I turned towards my husband who was driving, kinda shif…

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